Atomic Ivan is a 2012 Russian romantic comedy film directed by Vasily Barkhatov. The first in the history of a feature film, shot at the existing nuclear power plants with the support of the state corporation Rosatom.
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The Board of Directors is an LP album by The Mills Brothers with Count Basie and Orchestra. It was released in 1968, was recorded at the A & R Recording Studios in New York City on November 20–21, 1967 with the arrangements and conducting by Dick Hyman, and sound engineering was by Phil Ramone.
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